A: Mom, why are weddings so boring?
B: What do you mean they are boring?
A: The bride and the groom just sit there and smile at everyone.
B: What’s so boring about that?
A: Let me think… EVERYTHING!
B: oh really? What do you want to do in your wedding?
A: Firstly, not invite the whole world!
B: We will see how that goes when the time comes. Guest’s lists are like wildfire. Before you know it, the whole town is burnt to ashes (in this case, invited).
