A:Mom I have a date tonight. I don’t know what to wear!
B:Stop screaming! How about that blue dress?
A:Eh…Isn’t that a little too… Covered up?
B:You don’t want show up on a first date looking like a slut honey! It gives them the wrong impression
A:What do you mean by wrong impression?
B:They think that you are saying, “I want to get laid”
A:Eww mom! Too much information! Can you perhaps not be so obvious?
B:No, I can’t. I’m your mom and it’s my job to keep you from getting pregnant
A:Really? I thought that was a protection’s job!
