A:Does your father own a perfume factory?
B:No!
A:Then why do you have truck-load of it on you?
B:Come on, it’s my signature cologne!
A:Signature? Nobody asked for your autograph buddy! And even if they did, they would immediately be driven away by that smell!
B:Do you know how many girls are into me because of this scent?
A:You should probably check all of their olfactory nerves. No one in their right mind can ever stand this. Besides life ain’t a freaking Axe commercial.
