A:If you were ever given a chance to be born as someone else, who would you choose?
B:I would definitely choose to be the son of a 5 Michelin star restaurant owner. Free delicious food every day, rich dad who’ll make a home pool for me. What more could I want?
A:No matter what I ask you, somehow you always manage to turn the topic towards food.
B:Food is life man!
A:If you really were a restaurant owner’sson, you would be fat as hell.
B:Why do you think I want the in-built pool? To burn all the fat!