A:Hey, you are a girl, right?
B:You are out of your mind, right?
A:Sorry, I didn’t mean it that way. I need to impress my girlfriend but I don’t have much knowledge on what girls would like, so I was looking for an expert opinion.
B:Tell me your plan.
A:So, I plan on giving her a jar full of heart shaped gummies, and a gorilla man holding an “I heart you” balloon… How does it sound?
B:Are you trying to woo her or scare the shit out of her? A big no on the gorilla, cancel it. Heart gummy is good. Perhaps you can think of something meaningful to both of you.
A:We met on the basketball ground for the first time.
B:Good point. You can drape her eyes, then take her there and give her the candies or whatever.
